Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Drie Liefdes kwartryne

1.
die Suidester het
in Orion beland
en ek het hom liefgekry
toe die afskeid naby was.

2.
Met helder oe het ek
na die sterre gelek,
opgewonde oor die maan
en toe vergeet ek jou naam.

3.
Die more kom sag aangedruis
in die donker see en brander son,
herrinneringe van gister se lief
probeer ek ontwyk in hierdie brief.

'n Liefdes reen gedig

As die wolke saam pak en my hart benoud klop
Voel ek die liefde saam die eerste druppel vorm
Dit bruis in my are soos water in die straat
In elke plas sien ek liefde groei soos 'n kleurbont portet
Dit vorm soos plassies in die veld
Selfs in stroompies sien ek liefde, geluk en vreugde

Sunday, March 14, 2010

CRAZY qoutes i love

"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
Sacha Guitry

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception.
I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said "no."

Woody Allen

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Redd Foxx

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good thing for any man.

Socrates

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

Winston Churchill

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Some fun definitions:

Dating: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future. For women: trying to find a rich prince, to marry, and have children. For men: trying to have sex.

Exercise: For women: to walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. For men: desperate physical exertion to increase the chances for sex.

Kissing: a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other. Works the opposite way between teenagers and parents.

Love: 1) Temporary insanity curable by marriage. Ambrose Bierce. 2) A feeling dogs can show by wagging their tail. If lucky, a human will feed them in return. 3) Friendship set on fire Jeremy Taylor 4) The irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

Mark Twain

Men: 1) the male of the human race is commonly known (to the female) as Mere Man. The genus has two varieties: good providers and bad providers. Ambrose Bierce 2) a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained by women to do most things.

Jilly Cooper

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Daily Horoscope for Friday, January 29

Show off a little -- you should be just a little bit better at anything you're already good at today! See if you can get your crush to admire you back, or make sure that your boss know you're on fire!

Hahahahaha what a load of horse shit!
But still love reading it.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

WHAT IS LOVE?

Love is an illusion people create to comfort themselves in this dark and unforgiving world. It doesn’t truly exist. So what if the guys view on love is to truly love somebody you have to fall INLOVE with them everyday? And that things will be perfect and there will be no fights or struggles.

If there is a thing such as love it would be understanding, forgiving, patient, and kind. It would love all your faults as well as the good. It woun’t give up as soon as things don’t go your way. Most of all it will listen.

DON’T HURT ME

I’ve been hurt
I’ve been lied
Please don’t be the next guy,
To make me cry.

GET OVER YOU

I don’t know why I try
I like you
And all you do is play those games
The ones where you always win
And each time
They get more and more heartbreaking
You like her one day
And me the next
But I’m not playing them anymore
I’m going to do something for myself for once
Try and get over you….
And this time I will win our “game”.